9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 19, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Edda... I have to ask you a question...the thing is, I never ask models on dates because I wouldn't have a chance..but... edda: Oh, gil... i'm really flattered, of course, but I can't because... Man: Hold on... I didn't mean you! Edda: you know, it would be a little nicer if you didn't say "you" in bold italics. Man: And I think it would be peachy if you didn't say "flattered" as if you're breaking a polygraph needle.