9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 19, 2012
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Thorax: There is the star system where my planet keeps it's orbit. Man: And what is your planet called? Thorax: zobhorg. Man: Is something wrong? Thorax: I just lied to you. Thorax: on earth, no alien planet sounds right if it doesn't have one "z" in its name...no less, and certainly no more. Man: you mean...? thorax: My planet has more than one Z. man: still. What difference could that... thorax: my planet's name is zsa zsa. Man: I have no more respect for the man. What does that say about me? woman: This nightie is flame retardant...what does that say about me?