9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 13, 2012

Transcript:

Seth: So, playing upon one of your dancer's loyalties to the company, you press her into service above and beyond the call of duty, and when the whole stupid idea blows up in your face, you make her the scapegoat...then saunter away, clapping the dust from your hands over a job well executed. Seth: you're unethical, immoral and brimming with a swinish indecency that would make a maggot blush. Seth: Have you considered standing for public office? Man: Frankly, i think I'd be a natural.