9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 17, 2012

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Man: Gentlemen (if that's what we are)...this girl has gone too far. Man: She has risen above our product and become the attraction herself. Gentlemen (if that's what we are), it's time to bounce her...to destroy her reputation then sack her in a glorious burst of self righteousness! Man: but that would be breach of contract. Won't people think we're just a bunch of lying, sordid, self serving swine? Man: It's an election year. We'll blend right in.