9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 27, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: who...can that be? Man: This is a little like dinner theatre...only less nutritious. Man: Pool guy. woman: oh, yes. right on time, this way. Man: This won't take long, ma'am. I'll be done in a trice. Woman: I've never had a man do it in a trice before. I wouldn't want you to rush. Man: Yer pH is a little weak. It needs adjusting. Woman: Oh, you're adjusting it, alright. Man: I'll just skim those dead frogs outa there and i'll be done. woman: Um... man: just a second and i'll write up your bill, ma'am. Man: See you next month. woman: Ere you depart... Woman: I think you're missing the central point of role playing "The pool guy and the bored, indolent wife." Man: I have to admit, character development seemed to be mini mal... on the other hand, I like pretending we have a pool.