9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 14, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: Of course we'll take back your engagement ring... I have your receipt right here, waiting for you. amos: you...you were expecting me? Woman: In plighting your troth, you radiated supreme confidence. that is what we in gemology call "the crack of doom."..just sigh right there. Amos: you actually call it the crack of doom? Woman: we had it trademarked.