9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 27, 2012
Transcript:
thorax: I am your husband's respeak adviser. could you restate your question? Woman: This dress is a little daring. I just wondered if it makes me look cheap. Thorax: What he meant to say is, you look slim and romantically alluring, and he cannot take his eyes off you. Woman: Okay, the truth: tell me what you were really going to say. Man: "You sure look cheap! Yes indeedy! ...can you do it more often?" Woman: just for you? Any time.