9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 16, 2012

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Man: No. I don't think your wedding vows need to include..."do you promise to zumba with him?" Man: When I was a priest I didn't read from the book of common prayer. but I'll be glad to do it at your wedding. you may want to edit and cut a bit. Edda: indeed. Edda: All that "obey" and "serve" stuff has a kind of musty smell for me. they can go. Man: of course. Man: There are traditions you should anticipate: you'll hold hands when you give your bows. also the ring will be placed on the bible.... Man: At which point, amos will take it and say to you, "with this ring I thee wed: "with my body I thee worship....." Man: And let me inject here that the bride's rubbing her hands together and murmuring "oh, baby!" is not considered strictly canon. Edda: I'll keep it in mind.