9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 07, 2013

Transcript:

Woman: So let me get this straight: you willingly rode all the way up from new york, dressed like that? Edda: Not willingly. you gave me the choice: Remain where I was, wearing this bridesmaid horror before a marginally sane wedding party, or abet you in crime and be condemned to the big house and unspeakable daily strip searches. Edda: The decision was easy. now, where can I burn this dress? It's frightening the livestock.