9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 23, 2013

Transcript:

Woman: When I think of sven taking a shower, all I can say is, I'm staying in this lake until my lips turn blue, turtles chew off my bathing suit, and i'm indistinguishable from a raisin with hypothermia. Edda: Ah, the language of love.