9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 28, 2013
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Edda: By estimating the trajectory and velocity of my bikini top when it snagged in the limbs of that tree on the shore, I can derive a correlation with sven's body mass as it plunged into the water. Also, there's the subjective analysis: how much did you enjoy the tsunami like wave that crashed over us? Woman: how do you know it was sven who did the cannonball behind us? Woman: Embarrassingly. Edda: It was sven.