9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 09, 2013

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Man: It is your testimony, miss burber, that you witnessed the defendant commit murder? Edda: Yes, sir. After dispatching me with a blunt object, she and her hunky assistant hewed me limb from limb....burying my corpse in the four corners of new england unmarked cairnes. Thorax: I'll allow it.