9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 24, 2013

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Woman: you've never?! Man: I've...well..sort of..you know never...actually... Woman: Just so we're clear, what have you done? Man: I've saved myself for my bride on our wedding night. Woman: You've never taken yourself out for a spin, put a few miles on the odometer? Man: do you think i'm silly? Woman: No. Just bright and shiny, with that new car smell. Man: do you know how quickly automotive metaphor gets old? Woman: As soon as you're off the lot?