9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 27, 2013
Transcript:
Having stumbled into the quantum anomaly concealed in his tractor shed, the daring interstellar traveler finds himself in a rogue wormhole, whip cracking throughout the galaxy. All he can know for certain is that he is about to discover strange new worlds, new species....to boldly go where no overweight dairy farmer has split infinitives before.... but wait! thorax: suddenly, the wormhole becomes stable, what bizarre wondrous sights await? Man: I'm gonna scream..and it's gonna be none too manly.