9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 11, 2013

Transcript:

Woman: Bill, I want to sing a camp show. man: But aren't you busy enough? What you're doing is important. Woman: It's not a matter of being secretly patriotic. I want to do something for our troops. I'd like to be publicly patriotic. Man: Speaking as an officer in the united states army...I consider that a very patriotic kiss. Woman: I can tell from your salute.