9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 11, 2014
Transcript:
Man: you don't have to tie me up so tight, mr. warne. Woman: I think he does, bert. Man: Just let me dress in that suit I keep in your closet, and I'll disappear into the countryside. woman: Is that the grey suit with the forged papers? Man: Yes. Woman: too late. Man: I thought you were my friend. I guess I was wrong. Woman: I thought you were my conquerer. I guess I was wrong.