9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 28, 2014
Transcript:
Man: so, your name is....? Woman: Evan ernst. Man: Oh, I just thought... may I call you eva? woman: i prefer miss ernst. Woman: ..that my legs immediately put us on a first name basis? that is a mistaken notion men have about the function of women's legs. do you think if I saw your legs, I'd want to proceed to first names? Man: let's forgo that test. woman: you know best, hauptmann kronjuwel. just as you say, miss ernst.