9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 05, 2015

Transcript:

Woman: Bill....did you ever imagine you'd be married by now? Man: not really-dead, perhaps, but not married. So, taking that into account, being married to you has been a rather pleasant surprise. Woman: I was hoping for a better adjective than "pleasant." Man: "okay...I'm going to consult a thesaurus for that one."