9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 20, 2015

Transcript:

Edda: Amos and I are adults now, you know, don't you think it's a bit late in the day to bathe us in your trademark, soul shriveling basilisk gaze? Nun: Actually, I've branched out digitally. I think I'm beginning to have a salubrious effect on national affairs. Amos: Sir, did I hear you snivel? Man: It's that woman again! Turn off the computer screen! Turn it off!