9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 22, 2015
Transcript:
Man: How long is this thing going to last Edda: this "thing" as you call it, is a cello recital. If you wish to rob us, you're going to have to wait until intermission. Man: What if someone calls the cops? Edda: Operate a cell phone during a performance? they wouldn't dare!!!