9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 20, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: I don't know why, but you just called that man back there an oar in portuguese. Amos: I'm assembling my own glossary of fresh coined insults and opprobrium in the world's major tongues. Woman: But how will they take umbrage if you just made it up? Amos: What I like are their confused expressions. Woman: That makes no sense. Amos: Oh, don't be such an oar.