9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 26, 2015

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Edda: I know she doesn't speak english. I found out when I shared with her a few of my opinions: Edda: My speculations on her father's legitimacy, her mother's species. her morals, her I.Q., her cup size...of course language may have posed a barrier. Amos: so......you looked friendly? Edda: Detente is my middle name. Woman: Would you be so good as to prepared a chocolate egg cream for the saw toothed little trollop at the next table, and put it on my bill? Man: Which sawtoothed little trollop, ma'am?