9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 31, 2015

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Amos: honestly, I didn't know xiulan was coming up behind me. I felt someone tap my shoulder, and the next thing I knew, she was kissing me. Edda: And what was it like? Amos: Her kiss? Well, very gentle, soft, a bit damp. Edda: And just to settle my curiosity, how would you describe mine? Amos: you mean, during my sweaty, tempest-tossed hallucination of shrieking abandon, of after I return to disturbed consciousness marked by back strain? Edda: Alright. don't tell me.