9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 13, 2016
Transcript:
Man: I was thinking, by this juncture, somebody would probably tell us to get a room. woman: What does that mean. Man: if two people are conspicuously demonstrating mutual affection, "get a room" means go somewhere private to do it. Woman: You find a room with a piano. I'l get my cello. man: Right! edda: I can't tell you how much they disappoint me.