9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 15, 2016
March 14, 2016
March 16, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: I have to confess: on the whole, I regard you in a way that I hope would appall my mother; but I love the way you honor me and treasure me, and for that I can wait. Man: message received. but were I to revise my views on this whole waiting issue... Woman: Do you have a hat? woman: No. Man: Well, buy one, then drop it. Man: again, message received. Man: And never tell my mother I said that.
