9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 07, 2016

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Woman: mother...what the not nice word are you doing here?! Woman: I am not doing anything here. I am an apparition from your twilight sleep, and I'm just saying the things you would expect me to say were I to discover you lying like a tramp with a man in a hotel bed in new york city. and I'm saying it in english, which I don't speak. Woman: holy not nice wording word! Woman: If you don't stop squawking that, I won't even know where to start berating you.