9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 09, 2016
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dear uncle ethel, I just don't know how to deal with this obligation to ask my love's parents for her hand. She means everything to me. My love for her is spiritual, but also fleshly and burning and... yes? ...go on... she's biting my ear. I think she may have been reading over my shoulder.