9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 20, 2016
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Woman: Where are my glasses? Man: Um, they're right here. I took them off when you fell asleep. Woman: The first time a man removes an article of my clothing, and I miss it?! Man: I don't know if prescription items fall into the category of clothing. Woman: Don't rain on my parade.