9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 20, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Where are you? Man: On my way to salzburg. Woman: Salzburg?! Man: Why didn't you just pour your usual jeroboam of cola over my head? It would have been alot cheaper than a t rip to hong kong. or do you save your father as the big guns when you want to dump a fiancee? Woman: Why are you going to salzburg? Man: There's nothing to keep me here. clearly.