9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 26, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Right, then! Be it on your head! I disown you, child! I cut you from my will as of this moment, I do not know you! Woman: Am I to gather, then, that you have gone all majestic because xiulan would not trade her love back for you? Woman: she is, in effect, no longer my daughter. Woman: I trust that doesn't lead you to fancy that she isn't my daughter. Man: I expect oneness in this decision. Woman: Enjoy your oneness.