9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 10, 2017
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Woman: I thought we were already married. you termed it, as I recall, a lay ceremony. Man: We are married...joined in a holy matrimony...husband and wife. Woman: Then what does this thing in england have to do with it? Man: it's just an informality. Woman: How informal? Man: Just so that, in the eyes of the law and the church of england, our children won't be bastards. woman: you english certainly know how to be informal. Man: Wait till you see the hats.