9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 18, 2017
Transcript:
Ginger, when my father shows up-for it is not an issue of if, but of when-he will endeavor to tell you who really is in charge, and to bully you into submission. you have my leave to tell him, with impunity, that he can re insert his head into a drain, or any other orifice of his choice. to that you may append my compliments. then get a plane and come to my wedding. i have your back. xiulan.