9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 28, 2017
Transcript:
gin: I suppose you've already heard from your father. xiu: i read some raving demands for your instant dismissal...something about your threatening to drop him from 35 thousand feet. Gin: Never. it would take too long for him to hit the ground. Xiu: you're my kind of bridesmaid. quick, get over to my wedding.