9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 12, 2017
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Dog: Oh, lord, here he comes again. The greatest wit since oscar wilde. Man: hey, dog. woof woof woof! woof, woof, woof woof woof woof! Dog: Man's best friend....and he won't even wag his tail when I speak to him. Dog: I draw the line at people who split their infinitives.