9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 08, 2017

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Seth: You and edda look gorgeous in those dresses, sweetie. But if she said you both should slink up the aisle like hookers short on crazy money....Seth: ...the answer is no. Seth: And keep your underwear on too. Woman: how did he know? Edda: He and my grandmother can smell practical joke pheromones a mile away.