9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for September 16, 2024

CTRL-ALT-DEL

Our friends at Microsoft picked that sequence so you couldn’t do it accidentally.

If only it were that easy.

reboot

OK unplug everything redress the wires. If that doesn’t work whack it on the side.

Watch your step, people are downloading on the sidewalks.

Asimov wrote a story about that.

you mean we’ll start over with a big bang??

I pressed the Esc key on 3/16/18, and have been enjoying retirement ever since.

IBM mainframe computers in the 1960’s and 70’s had “Restart” buttons on them.