“Oh Aggies doest thou (something) too,
that your faults lie deeper than stinky socks,
and that when your mother gave birth to you,
she suffered from the pox.
But though you’ll think me tacky,
I’ll suppose that it’s not rare,
that for beneath your (something) khaki,
lies crotchless underwear.
So Aggies that from grace you fell,
we’ll concede this if you let us,
your shaven domes are heads after all…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
gibberish gibberish gibberish….. illegible gibberish
cleokaya over 15 years ago
He had me at crotchless underwear.
olorin1 Premium Member over 15 years ago
too illegible…gone
peckinloomer over 15 years ago
Can’t read it.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
This is what I can make out:
“Oh Aggies doest thou (something) too, that your faults lie deeper than stinky socks, and that when your mother gave birth to you, she suffered from the pox.
But though you’ll think me tacky, I’ll suppose that it’s not rare, that for beneath your (something) khaki, lies crotchless underwear.
So Aggies that from grace you fell, we’ll concede this if you let us, your shaven domes are heads after all…
though only ones of lettuce.”
tobybartels over 15 years ago
Frankly, I think that we’re better off not reading this one.
Greatdane over 15 years ago
…thou (remember) too,…
…your (army) khaki….
C and O 2666 over 15 years ago
Actually, it looks more like “…thou wonder too,…”
Greatdane over 15 years ago
CandO2666, you’re right…it does. Makes more sense, too.
RinaFarina over 15 years ago
“That FAR beneath your Army khaki”
So that’s how to get a good reading - assign it to a committee!
But it’s STILL an awful poem, in rhyme, rhythm, grammar,… you name it…