Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 18, 1996

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Laura: Y'Know, I'm actually sorry your side lost. My co-workers acted like total jerks. Adam: Nah, that's okay. It wasn't really fair for us to count the birth of Janet's baby as her weight loss. Laura: Could you imagine finding out years later that your birth was tied so something called a "dumpty derby"? A thing like that could scar one for life. Adam: Hey, it was an accident, okay? How was I to know the doctor wasn't going to do a caesarean? I thought I was being awful helpful getting the scalpels out and placing them on her belly. I mean, I barely scratched her.