Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 28, 1996
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Laura: (ahem) You're carving the turkey wrong. Adam: Y'know, you say that every year. And I've also noticed every year that our guests never seem to voice an objection. Laura: For good reason. Adam: Because they're being nice? Laura: Because they know not to anger a man with a machete. Adam: Die, you @*%#!!! bird!