Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 11, 1997
Transcript:
Adam: Thanks for meeting me for coffee, Mike. It's Laura. She's been driving me to a frenzy since she lost her job. She's all over me!! Mike: Really?? Adam: Like a bee on honey! Mike: Isn't that every husband's fantasy?...to be home with his spouse during the work week?! I do like the honey idea! Adam: Let me rephrase that!...she's all over me like...whips 'n' chains! Mike: Wait'll I tell Carol! She's always contended that you guys had the perfect "normal" marriage. I can tell Carol, can't I??!
Idiot.