Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 16, 1997
Transcript:
Laura: You've been at the computer for hours, Adam. Aren't you coming to bed? Adam: Um...in a bit. Laura: I'm starting to think you either have a mistress on the other end...or you're subscribing to an online service that you shouldn't be. Are you? Adam: Certainly not! Adam: There's enough free stuff on the Internet.
There used to be… :\