Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 25, 1997
Transcript:
Woman: Excuse me. I'm interested in buying this book but was wondering if I could get an additional discount on it? While thumbing through it I couldn't help but notice the coffee stains on the pages. Laura: Well, duhhh, lady! You're drinking a latte in the store! Did it ever occur to you that you're a slob?!? No. But I'd be happy to order you a new copy.