Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 17, 1997
Transcript:
Clayton: I was thinking of taking up golf and becoming the next Tiger Woods. But then I found out he started swinging a club before he could walk or something. (Sigh) I'm an old man at seven. I don't stand a chance. Young man: There's always the Senior Men's tour. Clayton: Nah. I hate wearing polyester.