Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 26, 1997
Transcript:
Adam: Season's greetings from the Rogers of Olathe, Kansas. We know every year you rely on the Rogers to have a series of misfortunes so that all of you can smugly read of our tragedies and know that no matter how rotten your year was, it was better than the Rogers'. So it is with heavy heart that I must regretfully inform you...that there is not one horrible incident to report this year. To make matters worse, we actually had good things happen to us.