Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 10, 1998
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Man: Why do you have my son playing third base? He's a natural shortstop. Woman: By my calculations, you've played the other kids an average of 1/3 of an inning more than my son. Man: My son hasn't batted leadoff all season! ...Granted, they've only played two games, but I see a pattern here. Woman: Y'know, your negative body language is starting to affect the players. Why do you think they're a run down right now?!
Nobody ever wants to coach the team, but everyone wants to coach the coach!