Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 30, 2002
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Adam: Z Computer voice: Poor guy. Works so hard. Computer voice: Takes good care of me, too. Computer voice: Updates me with the latest software. Runs virus scans on me regularly. Computer voice: Blocks sites the kids shouldn't be exposed to. Keeps their computer-game playing time to a minimum. Computer voice: ...And...Doesn't allow ice cream to be eaten while at the keyboard anymore. Computer voice: My human---I think I'll keep him.