Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 29, 2002
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Barista: (ahem) Mr. Newman. ...Sir. Mr. Newman, I realize you're one of out best customers - the only customer in fact, to have his own parking space. ...The only customer to have both a hot drink and a cold drink named after him. The only customer whose patronage allowed us to hire two new baristas over the past year. Anyhow, I need you to relocate yourself. Adam: What?? Do I still not drink enough coffee?! Barista: Thats' just it - you drink plenty! And blocking the hallway to be the next to the restroom is a safety hazard.