Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 20, 2003
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Television: Alexis, you know I love you, but locking your husband away in teh guest house cellar until he rots seems just a tad cruel. Couldn't I just... No! ...I want that man to suffer in the dark just like I had to every night we shared the same bed. His snoring was taht bad, huh? You have no idea.