Adam: Aaah! Garbage day!
Laura: So? What?
Adam: I was going to wake up early and do it.
Laura: Oh no! Oh no! You've got to catch the truck!
Adam: Wait! Tommy! Gary! Wait! There's baby diapers in here! They'll eat through the bag!
There’s no justification for Macushlacondra’s statement of which I’m aware. Drunkenness is a vice, but wine is a blessing given by God to Noah after the Flood. If “grape juice” were meant, “grape juice” would likely have been stated.
The Miracle at Cana provides, I have heard, one of the few actual jokes in the Bible. After Jesus turned the water into WINE, one of the guests states “This is the first party I’ve ever been to where they put out the BAD wine FIRST, and save the GOOD stuff fo the end…”
I’m sure that there is a deep theological meaning to the guest’s remark as well, but it’s structured like a punchline.
There’s no justification for Macushlacondra’s statement of which I’m aware. Drunkenness is a vice, but wine is a blessing given by God to Noah after the Flood. If “grape juice” were meant, “grape juice” would likely have been stated.
The Miracle at Cana provides, I have heard, one of the few actual jokes in the Bible. After Jesus turned the water into WINE, one of the guests states “This is the first party I’ve ever been to where they put out the BAD wine FIRST, and save the GOOD stuff fo the end…”
I’m sure that there is a deep theological meaning to the guest’s remark as well, but it’s structured like a punchline.