Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 25, 2010
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Adam: Boy oh boy, I love this time of year! Hockey playoffs! The sledgehammer ballet! The coolest game on Earth! Chasing Stan! The puck stops here! Clayton: What are all those? Adam: Those are nicknames for hockey. Clayton: Cool. What would be a good hockey nickname for me? Adam: Well, you need something strong, fast or precise. Like... "The Clay-Train"! "Clay-tonium"! Clayton: Nah. Too sciency. Adam: "Clay-ton o'bricks"!? Clayton: Not bad. Adam: "Clayser Beam"? Clayton: Close. Adam: "Claytona beach 500"?? Clayton: Ew. No. Wrong sport. Adam: Clay-mation? Clayton: That's it. Major misconduct infraction. Five minutes in the penalty box...aka the back row of the minivan. Adam: But it's so cramped back there! Clayton: Well, if it makes you feel better. There are some fries on the floor you can have.
LOL dante. So sorry the locals beat your Debbils. I’m sure your wish will become reality though, as they’ve already won in painful fashion,to wit ; two broken feet, 60 stitches to repair a facial laceration, and who knows what other manner of injuries they sustained in showing the Debbils the door.